Men and Women

I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks today while I was on my break when I see a guy in line approached by I guess a friend who bumped into him at this second. (I wanna say friend because they don't seem to be a couple despite the full-contact kiss to the lips...weird)

Anyways, they chatted in line and I can see the cashier was getting impatient and annoyed...anyways, so he ends up treating her to a coffee and...she doesn't hesitate...doesn't even bother with saying "no, its ok, coffee's on me..." or "no, let me pay for that..."

I'll try to be fair with what I'm getting at. Not all women are gold diggers and not all men are desperate. We are all created equal...so I reserve the right to discriminate on an equal-basis.

So this got me thinking...from my experience around girls (sadly, there weren't many girls but many experiences nonetheless), it seems like girls out there these days do not hesitate to receive gifts or free shit from guys. (at the bar...buy her a drink...at Starbucks...buy her a drink)

And at the same time, us dumb hopeful guys really don't mind getting the bill. It's sort of the same pattern...think about this formula.

Guy walks...sees girl...checks out girl...girl does (insert verb relating to help)...guy thinks of opportunity (and possibilities)...guy approaches girl...guy tries to help...

you put two and two together and either he gets lucky and gets a number or she says thanks and everyone moves on with their lives...repeat until settled.

Now when does this EVER happen vice-versa as a norm? [btw, sometimes when guys (insert verb relating to help), women just walk away and act as though nothing happened...don't deny it, the inner-bitch inside you would do that]

Sure, girls offer to pay or split the bill here and then but is that what they really want?
Do they see a guy they find attractive and offer to buy them a drink? a cup of coffee?

Sure, guys will SOMETIMES expect something from women...usually its pussy...most of the time its pussy. (from my experience...I must've been an idiot for rejecting pussy a few times but that's a different story)
Do they sit at the bar expecting women to look at them...come up, buy a drink? (I wish)

Nope, simply because its a norm.

As far as I'm concerned...women aren't gold-diggers, they're needy. And men aren't desperate, they're horny.

...btw, Unplanned Parenthood is a fancier term for "shit happens".